Grayscale’s Neuro-Hedge Fund pioneered trading strategies by monitoring cognitive biomarkers:
🧠 Amygdala stress signals from fund managers → 91% accuracy in forecasting sell-offs
💡 Prefrontal cortex activation in retail traders → detects FOMO 3.2 seconds ahead of market shifts

During the 2025 Tesla flash crash, the fund shorted in sync with collective neural volatility, gaining +48% in one day, triggering the SEC to halt all “neurovolatility” derivatives.
Biological Class War
As alpha brainwaves become monetizable, cognitive privilege may define a new elite. The UN Declaration of Human Rights may soon require an amendment for “neuronal sovereignty”. Meanwhile, on the darknet, SoulSwap has launched EEG futures contracts.